Yul Brynner as Pharaoh Rameses II in The Ten Commandments (1956), © Paramount Pictures.
Hey, Pharaoh. You dusty little bitch.
Let me begin by stating the obvious: go fuck yourself.
Preferably with your own staff.
No, seriously. Take that gold-plated walking stick and ram it right up those sandy cheeks you call a throne.
Has anyone ever told you, you look like a Miami drag queen who fell into a tub of bronzer? Might as well commit to the bit, you desert diva.
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